Hi, all! This shall be my first ever liveblog for a Doctor Who episode, and I am SO EXCITED! I can't wait to start the episode. Two hours to go! Oh god, Santa Moff, don't let me down. I expect epicness and Eleven being sexy and Rory having a secret crush on the Doctor and River being a BAMF. My one sorta-out there theory for this episode is that Amy will end up pregnant with the Doctor's baby (?) If that happens, or at least half-happens, I'll eat an entire bag of Jelly Babies. Speaking of which, I just bought eight mini-bags and one big bag of those fruity bites of joy. Nomnomnom :)
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS, SHALL WE?
8:05 pm EST:
Less than an hour to go! SQUEE! I'm wearing my fez and Tom Baker shirt, and I have my Sonic Screwdriver at the ready. My Eleventh Doctor action figure is close by and I have a big box o' Jammie Dodgers ready to go. Oh yes, I am ready.
8:31 pm EST:
Holy shit, a half-hour until Judgment Day... I mean the premiere! Yeah, that's it. THE PREMIERE!
OH GOD SOMEONE ANYONE HOLD ME HOLD ME HOLD ME
9:00 pm EST:
LOL NAKED DOCTOR IS NAKED. I NEED THAT PAINTING NOW.
LOLREL AND HARDY. XD XD
Ooh, an invitation. In a big blue envelope.
O hai River. Escaping to Planet America! LOL LOL LOL BRB DYING
BROMANTIC HUGS AND SEXY STETSON
River and Eleven have syncing diaries. Awwww.... they better be married.
Oooh, love love love the pre-credit recap.
Wait, The Doctor's 1103 years old?
Oh shit, Amy saw something. What was it?
ASTRONAUT WAIT WHAT?
Doctor, why u so sad?
WHO/WHAT'S IN THE SUIT?
OMG OMG OMG DOCTOR!!!!!!
NO DON'T REGENERATE NOW!
WAIT NO NO NO NO NO HOW CAN YOU DO THAT KILLING THE DOCTOR LIKE THAT? WHAT THE FUCK?
oh god if you get shot while regenerating you die permanently :(
Mysterious old man with a can of propane. I don't trust him.
VIKING FUNERAL TIEM. T_T
WTF SANTA MOFF? WHY YOU DO THAT?
Canton Everett Delaware the Third. What a foppish name for such a weird old guy.
Aaaand... COMMERCIAL TIEM.
9:15 pm EST:
What are the envelopes? Dead Doctor is dead... and I am sad.
OH HAI DOCTOR! ...what
Special straw lol.
Not dead after all. Thank you, Moff.
"River Song, you bad bad girl."
Ooh, Doctor got bitchslapped.
Oh shit, this Doctor is clueless. Something's seriously up.
"Spoilers!" Oh, River...
FUTURE DOCTOR DIED. 200 years later from now. Huh. Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey.
Rory, you care SO MUCH!
"I'm up here being clever!"
River, why so serious?
Aaand, commercial break tiem, volume two!
9:23 pm EST:
The TARDIS loves Fridays.... we we so excited?
The Doctor wants Amy and Rory to go home and make babies. XD XD
Serious!Doctor is sexy.
"Trust you? Sure. But first of all, Dr. Song... who are you?" Aah, the million dollar question.
"Ooh, I love a bad girl, me." XD XD Doctor/River FTW.
Amy... swears on.... fish fingers and custard. Daaaaaawwww. ^_^
I'm REALLY enjoying this music.
Spying on Canton Everett.
"That's OK, you were my second choice for President, Mr. Nixon."
"Hippie." "Archaeologist." XD River and Eleven please go make out and have babies.
Put the TARDIS in an invisibility cloak. Lovely.
Oh hai, Oval Office.
The Empty Child? On a tape recorder. Spaceman? Jefferson Adams Hamilton? SAY WHAAAAAT?
Nixon, Delaware.... meet the Doctor.
"I was looking for the Oblong Room!" XD Discworld reference?
Stop getting attacked by FBI dudes, Doctor.
"RIVER MAKE IT BLUE AGAIN!"
What the hell is that? Oh, Nixon. You know nothing about British pop culture. T_T
Aaand.... commercial break!
9:33 pm EST:
"They're Americans! They'll shoot anyone!"
"The Legs, The Nose, and Mrs Robinson." "I hate you." No, River, you love him.
Mr. Delaware... I don't know whether I like you or not.
No fez for you!
"NASA... that's where the spacemen live!"
Oh shit, SILENCE!
Amy, are you OK? *cue smooth criminal*
"WHERE'S MY FEZ?" Oh, Doctor.
OH SHIT. SILENCE IN THE BATHROOM. I AM SCARED.
"Is that a Star Trek thing?" *zap* "Is that a Star Trek thing?" *zap*
OH SHIT. NOW, THAT IS FRIGHTENING.
Amy, it's OK, you can wet yourself. Thank god for cell phones.
Silence, you scary!
Lol, 2011 phone in 1969.
Aaaaand, commercial break.
9:42 pm EST:
Jacketless Doctor, I likey.
THE MONSTER IS GONNA EAT ME. The Silence or the Astronaut?
Nixon to the rescue! Err...
CANTON IS IN THE TARDIS.
"Two of them fancied me." Oh god, I ship Doctor/Jefferson.
CEDIII: "It's bigger on the inside." Rory: "You get used to it!"
DOCTOR PLEASE CONTINUE FLIRTING
"Brave heart, Canton!" OMG FIFTH DOCTOR REFERENCE! Life made.
Oh shit, astronaut.
Distracted Doctor: Look how cool this stuff is!
Slimy thing and River's touching it.
Why am I slightly shipping Amy/River now?
What did you find, River? A tunnel network!
"Don't worry. I'm quite the screamer!" Oh River, you would.
Canton is all confuzzled. Love.
SILENCE IN THE TUNNEL. RIVER SONG IN THE TUNNEL. OH SHIT.
Aaand, commercial break!
9:50 pm EST:
"Sooo, I was in a bar, having a drink..." bad joke time?
NO RIVER! THERE WAS SOMETHING DOWN THERE!
"Rory, go down to help River!" (The 11/Rory shipper in me sorta squeed!)
Rory and River locked together in a floody basement. And Rory just admitted to shipping Eleven/River. YAY!
Oh no... River. Your backstory... so sad. *cries* "My past is his future...." Oh, God... the relationship is SO SAD. T_T
OMG THE LODGER TARDIS! THE LODGER TARDIS! RIVER AND RORY AND THE SILENCE IN THE LODGER TARDIS! OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!
Don't touch it, River!
HERE.... COME.... THE.... SILENCE!
Canton wants to get married but it's illegal? He gay?
Amy... why so vulnerable? AND WHAT'S WRONG?
Oh snap, what's going on? Canton, you OK?
Amy, what's up? OH SNAP. YOU PREGNANT. I WAS RIGHT! *downs bag of jelly babies*
HERE COMES THE ASTRONAUT! SHIT!
LITTLE GIRL. AMY SHOT HER! OH SHIT. OH SHIT.
And now it's over.
Next week.... the invasion begins! Oh snap. Let's hope some Eleven/River action happens.
wow. That was... wow.
...limited commercial interruption? Yeah right.
DAMN YOU, LACK OF REAL LIFE TARDISES! NEXT WEEK, HURRY UP!
EDIT: 11:36 am EST
DAT PAINTING. UNF. BBC PLEASE MAKE PRINTS AVAILABLE TO BE PURCHASED BY THE PUBLIC.