I'm back again, folks, with a new liveblog ready to go. Tonight is the pirate episode, which can only mean one thing. Yep, sexy homicidal mermaids, Pirate Amy, and PIRATES! My weird prediction for the week: Rory is immortal, and he dies again, only to come back to life as a sexy shirtless merman or something. (The episode is about a siren, so mermen aren't too different or out-of-place.) My usual bet, ready to go! *grabs bag of Jelly Babies in preparation*
Let's begin, shall we?
9:00 pm, EST:
It's a boat. O hai, pirates!
O hai, Avery.
Oh no, he's bleeding. And there's something singing outside.
IT BE THE SIREN! OH NOES!
Oh God, I want Avery's red leather gloves.
Dead guy. :(
No sign of struggles..... uh oh.
And... hi, Doctor!
Why so adorkable, Matt Smith?~
Team TARDIS have zero beardiness. LOL.
Walk the plank? Oh no they didn't.
Eleven doesn't have a hat. Yet.
BAMF!PIRATE AMY KICKS MAJOR ASS. Watch out, River. Amy may just out-BAMF you in the swordplay department.
Black Spot... uh oh. Blood sensoring?
RORY NO! MARKED FOR DEATH! NOOOO.
Here comes... the SIREN!
DRUNK RORY! XD XD BRB DYING OF HAPPY. "Cuddle me, shipmate!" Gladly.
"I'd like a beard." Oh, Rory. You should have a beard.
Lily Cole is glowy and green and singing and stuff.
NO! NOT THE RANDOM BLACK GUY!
RORY. STOP IT! NO. NO....
9:12 pm, EST:
Shark Siren! "A green singing shark in an evening gown."
"You've got a big gun. Got a big gun thing going on. Freud would say you're compensating. Have I met Freud? Oh, that comfy sofa!" XD XD
Siren, you creepy. Stop trying to seduce Rory.
PIRATE HAT DOCTOR. WATER PORTAL. LOVE-DRUNK RORY.
This episode feels like a Classic Who homage.
Oh, no, little boy below deck. And it's Avery's son! T_T (Why does he remind me of a tinier version of the kid who played Toby in the Sweeney Todd movie?) LOL, his name IS Toby. I deserve a dollar.
Now the little boy has a black spot?!
The Siren wants sick or dying people...
Water is evil. Bad, bad water.
Rory is adorable.
Be careful, Avery!
TARDIS time for Avery! And apparently there's a kitchen and three bathrooms aboard.
Amy is jealous that Rory has the hots for the Siren.
DON'T TOUCH THE TARDIS CONSOLE, AVERY. >_<''
Yeah, Toby, be a man! >:)
Oh no, another bleeder.
"It's a big club, we should get T-Shirts!" Oh, Doctor. <3
What's with the TARDIS? The Doctor wants to stroke her? Cargo Ship~
TARDIS? NOOOOO! *cries*
...erm, more like where where where are you going?
9:26 pm, EST:
Pirate guns make funny noises when they shoot.
Pretty crown is pretty.
Reflections? Umm... what? Sirens are attracted to polished metal.
BAD IDEA, TOBY! BAD, BAD IDEA!
REFLECTIONS ARE EVIL! BAD, BAD REFLECTIONS! "There's a stroppy homicidal mermaid out to kill us all! Couldn't get worse than that."
The ocean is one big reflection.
The TARDIS has been towed.
Awww, Amy and Rory are hugging each other as they sleep. ^_^
Return of the eyepatch lady? WTF?!
LOL, Moffat says the hot monsters are the best.
BBC America: We Speak English!
9:36 pm, EST:
Why do I want to ship Doctor/Avery? ;\
THE GLOWYNESS. O_o
Something's coming! It's wet. Lots of water. THE DOCTOR IS STEERING! :D WET RORY!
SHINY CROWN OF DOOOOOOM. OH NO.
HERE COMES THE SIREN!
NO! TOBY!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!
RORY NO NO NO! OH, GOD, DON'T DROWN!
RORY NO. NO.
OH MY GOD. THEY KILLED RORY. (AGAIN.) YOU BASTARDS!
Commercial break. At a cliffhanger.
9:44 pm, EST:
Where are they? Spaceship on a pirate ship? Universe within a universe? INCEPTION!
INSIDE A MIRROR WORLD.
Distress call in the mirror world. And the Siren's on board.
Dead thing. Human virus thing. Hmm.
"Eww. Alien bogeys!" Oh, Eleven, you act eleven sometimes.
ROOM FULL OF SHIRTLESS MEN. DOES THAT MEAN?
YES. YES IT DOES MEAN...
SHIRTLESS RORY! SHIRTLESS RORY! SHIRTLESS RORY! *dies of happy*
The Siren's a medical doctor? With fire laser hands.
Let's keep staring at shirtless Rory.
Let's heal Rory!
OH NO DYING SHIRTLESS RORY!
CPR. OH GOD RORY.
And... commercial break.
9:55 pm, EST:
WHAT ABOUT TOBY? T_T
CPR!AMY. SHIRTLESS RORY.
Doctor Who: Now A CPR Teaching Tool.
DON'T DIE, RORY. YOU CAN'T DIE. YOU DIED TWICE LAST SEASON.
YAY! HE'S ALIVE!
Space Pirates. Oh God yes. SPACE PIRATES!
Oh, Doctor... "Go to bed, Pond."
STORY ARC REFERENCE.
NEIL GAIMAN EPISODE TRAILER!
...well, that was a fun episode. Very fun. Lots of action. I am now thoroughly convinced that Rory is Jesus.